Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest Dudes in the History of Ever by Spector Ian

Author:Spector, Ian [Spector, Ian]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Gotham
Published: 2008-11-25T00:00:00+00:00

Chuck Norris will eat your soul for a Klondike Bar.

In the event that the president, vice president, speaker of the house, president pro tempore, and the cabinet all die, Mr. T becomes our theocratic leader.

In five hundred years, pure energy will be observable under a very sophisticated microscope. When viewed, you will be able to see millions of Chuck Norrises doing roundhouse kicks nonstop at an incredible rate. When this happens, Chuck will emerge from his grave after a long sleep, stretch his arms, and casually say, “I cannot be created or destroyed.”

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